Fun with Jw's
Few ideas to annoy these fools. When they knock at you door : Throw blood over them . Or Get one of those satan forks from fancy dress shops and stab them with it . Any others ?
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PISS ON 'EM, and watch them shrivel up and go up in smoke like the Wicked Witch of the West (or was it the East). PUCK
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PUCK, It was the west, HOW old are you?????? That's the Wizard of Oz for cryin' out loud! C'mon now!
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Oooooooh, we're getting sarcastic now are we? My POINT, my dear PUCK, was only that you never fail to amuse me. One minute you are big Mr. Technical and sophisticated, and then you flip a 180 and...
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Hey JESSIE Oh, come on, gal, don't take me serious. I wasn't bein sarcastic no how. I just couldn't figure what you meant. I DID say "(or was it East)" I couldn't remember. It has been a while since I...
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Whoa. I just realized that in your last entry, PUCK, you didn't bash me. It's a breakthrough. Naw, just playin'. You rock.
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HERE'S ONE. OPEN UP THE DOOR AND SAY "IT'S A MIRACLE, I HAVE JUST DECIDED TO FOLLOW JESUS AND ASKED GOD WHAT CHURCH TO JOIN. HE TOLD ME THE MORMON CHURCH AND THAT THEY WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR...
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TO ALL, I THINK THIS THREAD HAS PLENTY OF MILEAGE LEFT ON IT. ESPECIALLY THE WAY I HEAR FUNDAMENTALISTS ALWAYS PICKING ON THEM ON CHRISTIAN RADIO AND IN BIBLE STUDIES. I KNOW, MOST OF IT IS...
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JimBob "IT'S A MIRACLE, I HAVE JUST DECIDED TO FOLLOW JESUS AND ASKED GOD WHAT CHURCH TO JOIN. HE TOLD ME THE MORMON CHURCH AND THAT THEY WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR RIGHT NOW !! " Hey JimBob, this...
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what basis do you all use to BASH people at your door?yo,i thought higher,intelligent thinking would cause humans to react in a more positive way!!! still reacting to those OLD,base human drives,i...
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I BASH "people" who come to my door and tell me I am "wrong" I bash them with pointed sticks! If I went to someone else's door and shouted at them about thier religon , I would expect them to do the...
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Just say to them: "I appreciate your quaint superstitions and traditions... I however, am an evolved being, concerned solely with the source of light that shines in all of our hearts. That middle-man...
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This is one we actually used back in college! My buddy was home from the marines and it was about 9:00 on a Saturday morning. Two older JW ladies knocked on the door. I opend the door (with bong in...
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OK you this community has got the whole door to door Xtian thing all wrong. The best way to deal with these prophets of doom is to kill them with kindness, turn the other cheek and be polite. Welcome...
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II always buy a watchtower from a JW if they come to my door Armed, and with an attack dog.
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But its not usually with an attack dog ... but an attractive young woman. Well thats how they operate here in South Africa... perhaps even we think we are still barbarians.
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The last time they came by my place when they started some spiel about the coming rule of Christ on Earth I asked if they were advocating the forceful overthrowing of the lawful government of The...
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